Kelley and her mom were at a store, which shall remain nameless because it is evil, when they spotted a little piece of awesome. Sitting on the shelf was a lone box of rice crispy treats cereal. Why this cereal ever came off the shelves is beyond me seeing as it is the tastiest breakfast cereal of all time. I guess it is kind of like Arrested Development being canceled even though it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. I often wonder about the focus groups they use to make these decisions. They must pick a bunch of granola eating people with no sense of humor or something.
On another note; lil' wayne should shut up. I guess he occasionally writes for ESPN the magazine for whatever reason. In a recent column he wrote that Greg Oden is a flop and that he hasn't seen what all of the fuss is about. Again lil' wayne, shut up! We are 2 months into his rookie season. I will let you say what you want if he is still mediocre at the end of the season and the Blazers miss the playoffs but late November? In the mean time I will be waiting for Oden's review of your next CD in the Mercury. Oh by the way I'm not impressed with any part of your career.
2 comments:
did you check the expiration date on that cereal? just sayin'... be careful!
and lil' wayne can go li-li-li-li-lick his own lollipop for all i care.
It makes as much sense as OOPS, ALL BERRIES. Also, Oden will be fine; he's shooting and rebounding well, he just fouls too much so he ends up playing 10 minutes a game. Remember when Patrick Ewing joined the Rockets staff as Yao Ming's personal coach and mentor? Yao instantly morphed from Shawn Bradley into a slightly stronger version of of Shawn Bradley playing against little girls who occasinally makes the All-Star team. Oden just needs one of them mentors. I'm thinking Arvydas.
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