I saw this the other night and thought I should share. Chuey is one of the creapier people I have seen and this only adds to the reputation. I have been watching the channel 8 news because we did a holiday greeting that should be airing. Dylan and I are on the greeting so it would be nice to see the spot. The only problem is they never show the greeting and in the mean time I have watch gems like this.
Understatement I know but if you have read anything about the transcripts and recordings from his presidency you know that the man was not a good human being. He had droves of people digging up dirt on his rivals due to his vast insecurities. I wasn't alive during his presidency so I don't know what people were thinking but I want to know how this guy won elections. As I read through this stuff though I wonder if we will, 30+ years from now get a glimpse in to Bush's presidency and realize that he truly was a blundering idiot. I can't quite bring myself to believe that a man of little means intellectually was able become president and remain so for a second term. All signs point to him being a dunce, see pretzel choking incident, but maybe it was all a show. Maybe he was just trying to pander to joe six pack, or plumber, or ah hell who are we kidding; joe ignorant. Anyway, we have known for a while that Nixon was an asshole and now we have proof. We have known for 8 years that bush is prone to blunders on a massive scale and we don't have to wait for soundbites this time around. We might have to wait a couple of decades however for those close to bush to start telling the world what kind of man he truly was. In any event, I'm not sure what frightens me more. Our leader being intelligent yet evil or our leader being stupid and ultimately evil.
Kelley and her mom were at a store, which shall remain nameless because it is evil, when they spotted a little piece of awesome. Sitting on the shelf was a lone box of rice crispy treats cereal. Why this cereal ever came off the shelves is beyond me seeing as it is the tastiest breakfast cereal of all time. I guess it is kind of like Arrested Development being canceled even though it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. I often wonder about the focus groups they use to make these decisions. They must pick a bunch of granola eating people with no sense of humor or something. On another note; lil' wayne should shut up. I guess he occasionally writes for ESPN the magazine for whatever reason. In a recent column he wrote that Greg Oden is a flop and that he hasn't seen what all of the fuss is about. Again lil' wayne, shut up! We are 2 months into his rookie season. I will let you say what you want if he is still mediocre at the end of the season and the Blazers miss the playoffs but late November? In the mean time I will be waiting for Oden's review of your next CD in the Mercury. Oh by the way I'm not impressed with any part of your career.
The mass produced beers are getting ridiculous with their ads. For one drinkability is not an attribute that should be assigned to beers; cough medicine maybe but not a beer. Also, bitterness is a good thing so if you hear a beer saying it is never bitter that means it tastes like it was poured off of Louie Anderson's ass. While I'm up on my beer snob soapbox I would also like to let you all know that light beer is worthless. The beer industry duped everyone into this won't fill you up nonsense. Seriously there is carona light. If carona fills you up too much you probably have an eating disorder. Granted there is a time when cheap beer is necessary. I'll I'm asking is for the shitty beers to stop there current campaign of nonsense. Go back to your bread and butter, you know scantily clad women doing stuff. We all know your beer tastes awful so just show women, cars, sports, and stupid men to sell your beer.
It would appear that SNL is relevant again. I guess I have found a positive to Palin's presence on this planet. Tina Fey's portrayal of the crazy has increased viewership and sparked the imagination of the writers as there are memorable skits after the opening(see Lawrence Welk skit from last week.) I'm still not sure about the guy from Good Burger as his mere presence on set brings the show down a notch or twelve. I am excited however to bring SNL up in office chat as it has been a long while since I have done so.
I read a republican and a democratic response to the debate in the paper the day after. The republicans felt that McCain had won hands down and the democrats felt McCain was an, "idiot." Who is right? As far as I can tell neither. I know McCain didn' t win as there is rarely a victor in a presidential debate that is unless the other guy looks really old and is sweating profusely. I also know that McCain isn't an idiot because he married sugar mama. What I do know is that the only thing I personnaly could connect with was early childhood education which was mentioned once in passing by Obamma. War is great and all and I know the economy is tanking because it turns out the market can't take care of itself when left to its own devices, but there are other topics to discuss. Granted this debate had some rough guidlines that the owl eyed moderator had to stick to(I think he looks like an owl) but everyone goes off on whatever they want during these things. To declare a victor is a little premature as neither really looked all that great. The paper also mentioned where they had talked to the repective sides and on that front I can declare a vicor. The republicans met at their headquarters on coburg road. The democrats met at cozmic pizza. The democrats win hands down.
